PETITION: Block Nick Clegg from receiving a KNIGHTHOOD

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We’re calling on YourBrexit readers to sign and share this petition in an attempt to pressure those in power to block Nick Clegg receiving a knighthood.

This man is a failed politician and should not be rewarded for being so.

YOU CAN SIGN THE PETITION HERE

The petition states:

“Nick Clegg is set to receive a knighthood in recognition for his five years as David Cameron’s Deputy Prime Minister between 2010 and 2015.

This man is a failed politician.

He broke major promises to students in 2010 over tuition fees just so he could get in bed with the Tories.

He called for Britain to join the Euro.

He voted to remain.

He wants a second referendum.

He labelled Nigel Farage’s warnings of an EU army as a ‘dangerous fantasy’ only for an EU army to start to form.

Giving a knighthood to this man is an insult to those who actually earned it.

We call for this to be blocked and that Theresa May does everything in her power to make sure Nick Clegg does not become Sir Nick Clegg.”

YOU CAN SIGN THE PETITION HERE

Ukip education spokesman David Kurten said: “UK establishment to knight Nick Clegg and Vince Cable, but ignores Nigel Farage. Says it all about the people currently in charge. Time to drain the swamp.”

Daniel H said: “Nick Clegg getting a knighthood over Nigel Farage, this country is really going to pot. At least Farage accomplished his aim and fought hard for it. Clegg has done nothing for this country!”

Regarding Brexit Mr Clegg wrote in his book “There is nothing remotely inevitable about Brexit – except that it will be deeply damaging if it happens.”

If you’re worried about running out of bog roll over Christmas, buy Nick Clegg’s ‘How To Stop Brexit’

I have some fantastic news for you if you are worried about running out of bog roll over the Christmas period – Nick Clegg’s new book ‘How To Stop Brexit (And Make Britain Great Again’ is available to buy right now!

At a hefty 160 pages long, careful wiping should mean that you’ll be cleansing your unmentionable area with Cleggy’s attempts to French kiss the European Union well into the New Year as well.

How fucking dare he say ‘Make Britain Great Again!’

Here’s a newsflash for you. Britain already made itself ‘Great Again’ in June 2016 when a majority of voters told Juncker and chums to take a fucking hike.

Why the hell should we pay the slightest bit of attention to a single thing that this sad excuse for a politician has to say?

For one thing, Clegg is so enamoured by the European Union that he would gladly do to it what the Conservatives decided to do to the Liberal Democrats from the moment that the coalition government started in 2010.

‘A good ol’ fashioned Rogering’ doesn’t even begin to describe it.

‘Yeah we’ll scrap tuition fees. We’ll scrap them good. Nothing will stop us in our quest to get rid of them. Nothing whatsoever.’

‘Hey Nicky. How would you like to form a government?’

‘OMFG Dave that would be amazeballs. Where do I sign? We can still do the tuition fees thing right? I wouldn’t want to piss off a sizeable chunk of the people who voted for us and cause my party to self-destruct into oblivion at the next election.’

‘Yeah whatever you want mate. Sign here.’

Allow me to save you all £6.99 and summarise this grand piece of literature for you – here’s what you can do to stop Brexit …

Fuck all.

The Angry Brexiteer is a new member of the Your Brexit team, and if there is anything that you would like to contact him please email angry@yourbrexit.co.uk. I wouldn’t piss him off though …